Drumpf isn’t the hero America wants but he’s the moron it deserves

Dem: Trump is go be impeached derrrrrrrrrrr

Rep: Nahhhhhhhhhh we owns duh Senate pfffffffffffffffff

Dem: Pelosi blah blah blurr

Rep: She’s just running her mouth, she’s already played her hand but I will say she got big tits doe

What he did well:

Troll libtards
Make a spectacle of himself
No new wars in three years though he might have started one recently (so what right?)
Talk a good game about God and religion

What he didn’t do well:

Future Consciousness