This episode is nigh unwatchable but as such was the perfect parody of an event of utter pointlessness that females and homosexuals (and pussy-whipped metrosexuals) nonetheless enjoyed, and of a monarchy that’s about as irrelevant as the moronic socialites who frequent their circles (and get to marry into the bucket loads of money money money). She’s apparently always had great teeth though.

“Getting rid of tooth decay is what I’m trying to fucking do.” -Mackey

“And then I got radiation poisoning and now I’m a Giant Dick.” -Scott