Directed by: Woody Allen

Starring: Emma Stone, Joaquin Phoenix

Woody Allen has rightly been vilified by critics old and new for the best part of three decades because that’s about how long it’s been since he’s made a good movie. Coincidentally, it’s also the time frame within which he was first accused of molesting his seven year old step-daughter, allegations which shouldn’t surprise because Allen is milquetoast Hollywood par excellence: that pacifistic feminized dreamworld boasting as its chief corruptions lust and greed.