21. Stanley’s Cup (Season 10, Episode 14)

The ultimate lampooning of the rallying sport movie happy ending that’s strangely amusing in its double (actually, triple) impact surprise denouement.

“He isn’t worse, but, he isn’t getting better. It’s almost as if, his cancer were tied.” -Dr. Doctor

“Just be aware of this coach: If you lose the big game, that little boy’s gonna die faster than Steve Irwin in a tank full of sting rays.” -Dr. Doctor

“Your mother’s been worried sick and I’ve been watching TV.” -Randy

“I don’t think so. We’re gonna beat you into the ground, cancer or no. Win! Win! Win! Win!” – Adams County Coach

“They look pretty strong coach. I think Nelson’s gonna die for sure.” -Kid #7