45. Crème Fraiche (Season 14, Episode 14)
If you’re a cooking buff who watches food channels, you might like the idea of this episode, until it lewdly destroys any wholesome excitement you may have for the profession.
“…he was sitting on the toilet flambé-ing a porkchop.” -Sharon
But if you’re watching South Park, you may be a stone cold freak already. Cooking channels don’t teach you anything anyway.
“I got a wooden spoon right here, it’s pretty hard” -Amanda