48. Weight Gain 4000 (Season 1, Episode 02)

If this episode offends you, you could be a moron.

It’s only the second to air in the show’s running history, but already the platform is laid out for Cartman to play the antagonistic anti-hero who calls it like he sees it, and the boys + Wendy (representing feminism) trying to keep everything PC.

“Dolphins, eskimos, who cares. It’s all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap.” -Cartman

“Dolphins are stupid. […] If they’re so damn smart, how come they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?” -Cartman