50. Chickenpox (Season 2, Episode 10) Got herpes? Get it while you’re young. “See that X-Ray, that’s your ass. See that line, that’s your ass collapsing.” -Terrence, to PhilipRead more "Best of South Park – 50 – Chickenpox"
49. Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000 (Season 4, Episode 02) Season 4 is one of the weakest in South Park history, but this episode is an exception, attacking the absurdity of hate crime legislation, the juvenile prison system, and feminism all at once. “Why don’t you chicks go wash some dishes or get pregnant or […]Read more "Best of South Park – 49 – Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000"
48. Weight Gain 4000 (Season 1, Episode 02) If this episode offends you, you could be a moron. It’s only the second to air in the show’s running history, but already the platform is laid out for Cartman to play the antagonistic anti-hero who calls it like he sees it, and the boys + Wendy […]Read more "Best of South Park – 48 – Weight Gain 4000"
47. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset (Season 8, Episode 12) Stupid whores exposing themselves on camera then getting sold out by their moron boyfriends? Just deserts? “You’re such a stupid whore Bebe.” –Kelly “Thanks.” -Bebe. The psychology of a whore is simple: it’s my body and I can do with it what I please. Yet, […]Read more "Best of South Park – 47 – Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
46. Summer Sucks (Season 2, Epsiode 08) This episode really gives the feel of the joy of early childhood, and sorta feels like someone looking back at good times. “Your parents are dead? Goddamn you suck Pip.” -CartmanRead more "Best of South Park – 46 – Summer Sucks"
45. Crème Fraiche (Season 14, Episode 14) If you’re a cooking buff who watches food channels, you might like the idea of this episode, until it lewdly destroys any wholesome excitement you may have for the profession. “…he was sitting on the toilet flambé-ing a porkchop.” -Sharon But if you’re watching South Park, you may […]Read more "Best of South Park – 45 – Crème Fraiche"
44. All about Mormons (Season 7, Episode 12) Fuck mormons (j/k). Still in the same mood from earlier in Season 7 for revisiting US history, Parker and Stone look back to the origins of Mormonism to try and explain why Mormons are the way they are. They more or less succeed, taking the most balanced […]Read more "Best of South Park – 44 – All About Mormons"
43. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (Season 3, Episode 08) Kids save the day as the parents, allow me to be frank, fuck it up again. Then Randy and Jerry get fucking gay. “We won’t let [them kill themselves], even if we have to kill every last one of them.” -ATFRead more "Best of South Park – 43 – Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
42. Smug Alert! (Season 10, Episode 02) South Park has used the term “hippie” to be almost synonymous with “liberal.” These days a hippie is just a liberal on a “phase,” walking barefoot and refusing to wash regularly, but the philosophy is the same: live for absolute freedom in exchange for a lack of social […]Read more "Best of South Park – 42 – Smug Alert!"
41. Freak Strike (Season 6, Episode 01) Butters gets a new set of balls and Cartman is out of control. Nobody is safe from mockery in South Park, so freaks, trailer trash, and the talk show hosts who exploit them don’t stand a chance. “No no no, I’m not telling you people that your union […]Read more "Best of South Park – 41 – Freak Strike"